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Funny pupil replies to teachers

TEACHER: Hasnain, go to the map and find Africa.
HASNAIN: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered Africa?
CLASS: Hasnain.

TEACHER: Why are you late, Hassan?
HASSAN: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
HASSAN: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


TEACHER: Qasim, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
QASIM: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Hassan, how do you spell "crocodile?"
HASSAN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
HASSAN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Shabbar, what is the chemical formula for water?
SHABBAR: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SHABBAR: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Hasnain, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
HASNAIN: Me!


TEACHER: Qasim, why do you always get so dirty?
QASIM: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Hassan, give me a sentence starting with "I."
HASSAN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Hassan..... Always say, "I am."
HASSAN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


TEACHER: Now, Qasim, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
QASIM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Ali, your composition on "My Car" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
ALI: No, teacher, it's the same car.

TEACHER: Zainali, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
ZAINALI: A teacher.

 

 

 

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